...TracksuiT
Or the Postmodern Prometheus

BLURB:
"Falsely accused of the murder of his parents, American bad-boy, Simon Zimmermann, is forced to flee his home to what he thinks will be the calm cliffs of Dover. He soon realises, however, that it's not all the strawberries and cream quaint the Yanks think it is, as he becomes embroiled in the harsh, dog eat dog world of West Country dogging: a world of murder, corruption and veterinary; a world that threatens to bring Simon and the local representatives of the animal kingdom to the brink of extinction; a world of Tracksuit."
Some Reviews:
"Ulysses with balls… and a vagina!" Professor Richard North (UCL) (Paraphrase)
"Magic" David Blaine.
Chapter One Pt II: or Perhap there's a Doctor About
Chapter Two: Graveyards and Dogs Deceased
Chapter Three: The History Channel of Vets
Chapter Four: Location Location Vocation
Prologue to Chapter Five: Tradional Prologue to a Prelude to a Sitcom
Chapter Five: Traditional Prelude to a Sitcom
Chapter 6: Simon The Only Sitcom Chapter 7: The First (?) Fall of Simon? Chapter 8: The War of Attrition Begins
Chapter 9: Roomy & Gloomy - Echoes in the Cave of Hell
Chapter 10: The War of Attrition Ends (Abruptly)
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