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...TracksuiT

Or the Postmodern Prometheus

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"Falsely accused of the murder of his parents, American bad-boy, Simon Zimmermann, is forced to flee his home to what he thinks will be the calm cliffs of Dover. He soon realises, however, that it's not all the strawberries and cream quaint the Yanks think it is, as he becomes embroiled in the harsh, dog eat dog world of West Country dogging: a world of murder, corruption and veterinary; a world that threatens to bring Simon and the local representatives of the animal kingdom to the brink of extinction; a world of Tracksuit."

 

 Some Reviews:

  "Ulysses with balls… and a vagina!" Professor Richard North (UCL) (Paraphrase)

  "Magic" David Blaine.


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Chapter One Pt I: The Last Odinary Day in  the Extraordinary Life  of Simon Zimmermann

Chapter One Pt II: or Perhap there's a Doctor About

Chapter Two: Graveyards and Dogs Deceased

Chapter Three: The History Channel of Vets 

Chapter Four: Location Location Vocation

Prologue to Chapter Five: Tradional Prologue to a Prelude to a Sitcom

 

Chapter Five: Traditional Prelude to a Sitcom

 

Chapter 6: Simon The Only Sitcom

 

Chapter 7: The First (?) Fall of Simon?

Chapter 8: The War of Attrition Begins

Chapter 9: Roomy & Gloomy - Echoes in the Cave of Hell

Chapter 10: The War of Attrition Ends (Abruptly)

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Project Tracksuit is a project that is currently gaining momentum in getting this belovid book on the airwaves and that etc...