At the moment we only have a few little pet biographies to help you choose pets or just know more about them. Obviously there will be more info coming soon.
The Dog. Nature's little exhibitionist.
Gangland brawlers - and a bit schizo so choose you're flavour of dog wisely. Having said that there is one for everyone (just more for schizoid psychopaths!)
Greyhounds, for example, are fast and glorious but that comes at a price and they end up owing a lot to the Greyhound Bank o Life and, in these times, euthanase is the bailiff).
They are full of fire though and great actors BUT be warned: great actors means great liars.
Polytalented. Racing car, tractor, lawn mower, Olympian, war machine and more! All these useful vehicle traits allied with a wonderful sense of humour and a great sensitivity in the bedroom, you've got yourself a great all-rounder. Horses invented skyscrapers. But they have a nasty kick on them and don't like telephones (so if you're buying one a present don't make it the new Nokia handset!)
The Ferret. Weasels of the animal kingdom.
Dogs' robotic familiars.
Good for hunting. Bad in ya sarnies (don't confuse with stoats).
For some reason these beasts of burden are an unpopular choice. They're brilliant for transporting things around the place loyal and stout. They only let you down when you die. Which is quite a lot if they get their way.
The Okapi. Giraffe for the modern man.
Part of the noble giraffe family but brought bang up to date (including improvements like no silly neck) Nice markings though. Playful. Good at detecting things: worried your spouse is a loverat - get one of these.
Just like their Australian creators all rabbits heroes are villains, like bastard bunny and Ned Kelly. Great with ideas but not that clever or good at realising them (the mexomatosis all our Bristolian dogs now have was dreamed up by these furry maniacs to kill Australian humans but went wrong in the test on rabbits phase.
The SnakeBetter as a pair of boots
Big fans of grass. Not much else. Hospitable it's true but devalue incredibly quickly - not good for the by-to-sell market.
Looks magnificent but requires a long lead and "Shhhhh!" - not really meant to be kept as pets. It's illigal lol :)
The Falcon. Poor/non-criminal mans Eagle.
Glory bird that quickly ups your social status. Predicted to replace watches as most popular blingy wrist-ware.
(Do not keep with lizzards)
The Badger. Just a pretty face.
Lazy but got a good look going. Popular with Jewish people.
The Crocodile. Scaly drama queen
Great fragrance to have around gets upset of the slightest thing. And then cries lots of croccy tears.
As above.
Kings amongst mud. You don't own them - they own you. They own us all.
"Worms were here before us. They will be here after we have gone: lords of the earth" The Worm Book (1987)
Rare (thankfully). Tree-born vermin. Cold and calculate. Wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, unless it could be sure it could set you on fire again afterwards.